LINDA RONSTADT..BURP..DOESN’T LIKE AZ IMMIGRATION LAW

 

Thursday, April 29, 2010

I’ve been cheated;
Been mistreated;
When will I be fed?

Linda Ronstadt, just back from a successful tour of bowling alleys and donut shops in Ohio, has weighed in and her anger concerning the new illegal immigration law in Arizona. It’s good to know Linda’s still wobbling around. She always appeared to me to be the kind of crazy woman who lives with 87 cats in a run-down trailer filled with mountains of trash out in the desert. Ronstadt said at a protest in Phoenix:

“Mexican-Americans are not going to..burp..take this lying down.”

Well, it’s pretty certain Ronstadt will take it lying down….most likely with a dozen or two of Krispy Kremes and a Medic Alert to call the firemen to help her when she wants to stand up. From what I’ve seen in the polls, the majority of legal immigrants and US citizens support Arizona’s law.

Linda Ronstadt is a liberal wacko from way back. One can use her as a barometer on how they feel on any issue. I use Nancy Pelosi. If Pelosi is for something, I know it is an idiotic idea. If she’s against it, I know it’s the right thing to do. We haven’t heard…thankfully…too much from Linda Ronstadt lately. It’s too hard for her to talk with her mouth full. Fortunately, for us she carries around a bag of Doritos everywhere she goes. Rumor has it she is hooked up to an IV of Hershey’s chocolate syrup.

Liberals just have a big problem with that “rule of law” stuff. Well, at least the laws that benefit American taxpayers. They don’t mind writing and cramming down laws on us that Americans don’t want and cannot afford. ObamaCare and the unStimulus bill come to mind.

I don’t understand why Ronstadt would support illegal aliens and the myriad of problems they bring with them. Maybe she eats them when they cross her property out in the desert.

There are two things I don’t care about. Both of them are what Linda Ronstadt thinks! Linda, stuff another Twinkie or twelve down your pie-hole and leave the productive people alone! Buuuurrrrrrrp!

Ya Know he was a Constitutional Lawyer before he became the Grand Poopah!

Friday, January 29, 2010

Obama Tells Supreme Court American Voters Are Unconstitutional

Washington, D.C.--Following a defiant State of the Union Address in which he refused to deviate from a radical agenda opposed by significant majorities of the American people, President Obama told the Supreme Court "voters are unconstitutional."
A confidant Obama asked the assembled Justices "What's the point of being President if I have to answer to a Congress following the will of a bunch of other folks I have no control over? That's not the way to get things done for the American people."
The President said Article I of the Constitution created the Congress, Article II created the Presidency, and Article III created the Supreme Court. "Where's the article creating all these rabble-rousers?"

Horror: Blobfish Nearing Extinction

 

Imagine my surprise to discover a fish named after Michael Moore.

The unfortunately named Blobfish has already acquired a reputation for looking sad.

And now it has good reason for its glum expression - scientists are warning over-fishing by trawlers of its south eastern Australian habitat is threatening to make it extinct.

The bloated bottom dweller, which can grow up to 12 inches, lives at depths of up to 1/2 mile, so it rarely seen by humans.

But thanks to increased fishing, the fish is being dragged up with other catches.

Despite being inedible itself, the Blobfish lives at the same depths as other more appetizing ocean organisms, including crab and lobster.

Deep-sea expert Professor Callum Roberts, from University of York, said the Blobfish had plenty to be miserable about.

Prof Roberts, author The Unnatural History of the Sea, said: “Blobfish are very vulnerable to being dragged up in these nets and from what we know this fish is only restricted to these waters”.

Arrogant Obama on full display: The big difference here and in ’94 was you’ve got me

Democrat Marion Berry isn’t retiring quietly. In an article published in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, Berry is offering a warning to so called “moderate” or “blue dog democrats” about the upcoming bloodbath elections in November. Of course Berry is pointing to the 1994 elections that forced Bill Clinton to the center when he tried to play Obama Jr. in his first two years in office. However, in a Democrat only meeting with Obama, it seems that shouldn’t be of any concern? Why? President Hope-en-change said;

‘Well, the big difference here and in ’94 was you’ve got me.’

Yes, this is what the arrogant marxist Obama had the audacity to tell Berry and other Democrats at a meeting. Here’s hoping they believe it.

Lech Walesa To Stump For Republican In Illinois

January 26, 2010

“Pollack's for Change”

Lech Walesa, famous as the leader of the Polish Solidarity Movement and later president of that country, will be in Illinois campaigning for Adam Andrzejewski, one of five Republicans vying for the governorship.

The former Polish president will be the keynote speaker Friday at a Chicago luncheon fundraiser for Adam Andrzejewski, one of five Republican candidates for governor in Illinois.

“I applaud Mr. Andrzejewski’s commendable effort to bring real reform to politics,” Walesa wrote in a letter endorsing the 40-year-old businessman. “His insistence on transparency in public life are badly needed not only in the great state of Illinois, but in any democracy.”

Walesa is going into a Democratic stronghold to stump for a Republican.  I’m interested to see if he has better luck on behalf of his candidate than the President did for Coakley in Massachusetts.

FATHER OF THE YEARS – JOHN EDWARDS!

 

Thursday, January 21, 2010

IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS, ONLY SMALLER!

You can take the white trash out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the white trash! The procreating fool John Edwards has finally found it in his heart to confess the truth about his latest offspring (as of today). Especially since one of his lackeys has written a tell-all book about Edwards and his phony, power-hungry wife Elizabeth.

John Edwards is in so many ways a scumbag. He is a trial lawyer, he is greedy, he is a UNC Tarhole grad, he is a Democrat and he has the morals of a drunk Mexican. I know, I know, that’s an insult to drunk Mexicans! I can look forward to a nasty-gram from the Council of Drunk Mexicans tomorrow.

Edwards confessed yesterday in a statement:

“I am Quinn’s father. I will do everything in my power to provide her with the love and support she deserves. It was wrong for me ever to deny she was my daughter, and hopefully one day, when she understands, she will forgive me.”

She’ll understand her biological father is a scumbag who forced one of his friends to lie and accept responsibility for the child as not to hurt Edward’s political chances of being President. What’s really interesting and obvious is the upcoming book is the only reason Edwards is accepting responsibility of the child. Yes, I’m sure she’ll have some wonderful things to discuss with Johnny “when she understands.”

As for the mother, Rielle (real name Lisa Druck), she is a moonbeam Edwards met in a bar and later hired to do video for his campaign. Maybe she had certain…ummm talents…beneficial to the campaign. One thing that crosses my mind. This guy Edwards lives in a house that takes up half of North Carolina. He won gazillions of dollars suing tobacco companies. Hasn’t he ever heard of rubbers? Damn son!

Politico reports Edwards “appears largely to be seeking a more private redemption with low-profile charity work in El Salvador, which he’s visited three times, and now in Haiti. Oh my Lawd, Edwards has done gone and got da Latin Fevah! In a year, there will be hundreds of little ninos in El Salvador with perfect hair running around looking for Papa Juan! And Haiti? John’s got the jungle fever too!

A word of advice. John, just slink away to your million square foot mansion and hope that one day nobody remembers your name. Get rid of your fake, phony wife so you can “hike the Appalachians” to your heart’s extent. Hell, maybe you can hook up with your wingmen Bubba Clintoon and Mark Sanford. Bootylicious womerns have done ruint their minds too!

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Oh No: Obama Bowing Again

This is getting ridiculous now. If I see him bowing to Ronald McDonald I may call for impeachment.

The Most Important News Story Of The Day

Sure we got the Senate trying to cram a trillion dollar healthcare scheme down our throats, a president who can't make a decision on how to surrender in Afghanistan with honor, and the whole global warming hoax blowing up in their acolytes faces, but the most dog gone important news of the day is that UGA VII has passed away.

The University of Georgia's beloved mascot, Uga VII, died suddenly in Savannah on Thursday morning. The dog's owner said the white English bulldog died unexpectedly of an apparent heart attack. He was just 4 years old and in his second season as the university's official mascot.

Yes, folks I am sorry to bring you the bad news, but the University of Georgia's much beloved mascot has passed away. While "officially" being ruled a heart attack there are some who say it was from a broken heart after the season their football team has had, which was precipitated by their loss to Georgia Tech last year and the prospects this year looking even more bleak. Others think he may have taken his own life rather then being subjected to further humiliation.
Whatever the cause he will be deeply missed.

Nice Going Shit Head…..

I hope Mr Holder, our brain dead socialist attorney general wasn't counting on any evidence gathered by Germany to use in the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. Germany says they are going to send an observer to ensure that none of the evidence they gathered is used since this is a potential death penalty case.

A German government official says the nation will send an observer to the upcoming trial in New York of the professed mastermind of the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks and four accused henchmen.
Justice Ministry spokeswoman Katharina Jahntz on Saturday confirmed a report in Der Spiegel that a German observer would attend the trial to ensure that no evidence provided by Germany would be used to apply the death penalty.

The circus is coming to town and as far as Germany is concerned, piss off. It was 3000 Americans who died that day and we will decide how to punish those who carried out the attack. The danger is that other countries may take the same stance as Germany and our litigator in chief could find himself without any evidence to present at trial.

HEY…….. MR. PRESIDENT THIS WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK ………..

On Thursday afternoon, a radicalized Muslim US Army officer shouting, "Allah Akbar!" ("God is great!") committed the worst act of terror on American soil since 9/11. And no one wants to call it an act of terror or associate it with Islam.
What cowards we are. Political correctness killed those patriotic Americans at Fort Hood as surely as the Islamist gunman did. And the media treat it like a case of nondenominational shoplifting.
This was a terrorist act. When an extremist plans and executes a murderous plot against our unarmed soldiers to protest our efforts to counter Islamist fanatics, it's an act of terror. Period.
When the terrorist posts anti-American hate speech on the Web; apparently praises suicide bombers and uses his own name; loudly criticizes US policies; argues (as a psychiatrist, no less) with his military patients over the worth of their sacrifices; refuses, in the name of Islam, to be photographed with female colleagues; lists his nationality as "Palestinian" in a Muslim spouse-matching program and parades around central Texas in a fundamentalist playsuit -- well, it only seems fair to call this terrorist an "Islamist terrorist."
But the president won't. Despite his promise to get to all the facts. Because there's no such thing as "Islamist terrorism" in ObamaWorld.

Read it all and pray for our future. With the clowns we have in DC there may not be much of one.

(Seem to recall arrests made who were plotting attacks on bases in the U.S. and the bad guys were caught before they did their terror. The target in the last case was a USMC base in Virginia and I thing another in SC.)

BTY; Sen. Joe Lieberman, an independent from Connecticut who heads the Senate's Homeland Security and Government Affairs Committee agrees and said that he would launch a congressional investigation into whether the U.S. military could have prevented it.

NFL Owners Who Use The N-Word, Call Americans Terrorists and Urinate on Stage

I could care less about about Rush Limbaugh and whether or not he buys what-ever…..I don’t follow any sports except my grandson’s hockey team…Limbaugh is the same as all talk shows hosts on both the right and left.

What irks me is the public –figure hypocrites out there who criticize anyone for the benefit of their own agenda and the “touchy-feely warm fuzz-wuzzy” feeling that they get down their legs. What a laugh these media heroes are..

But it's a good thing Limbaugh isn't an owner because he is too divisive or something. Yeah - whatever. The same league that has had more than 200 of its players charged with felonies, who let a guy back in who was electrocuting dogs, didn't want Limbaugh because he said something that he didn't say. Here's what Roger Goodell had to say on Limbaugh:

"I've said many times before, we're all held to a high standard here" - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell
"I would not want to see those comments coming from people who are in a responsible position in the NFL absolutely not." - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell

Now, as Paul Harvey would say, it's time for the rest of the story. From Big Hollywood via Instapundit-: NFL Owners Who Use the N-Word and Wet Their Pants On Stage

And now a word from an NFL owner:

“And the game done chose me to bring pain to niggas and pussy holes, they one in the same.” - I’m Real, co-written by Jennifer Lopez, minority owner of the Miami Dolphins.

Amidst the uproar over Rush Limbaugh having to step aside from his participation in the bid to purchase the NFL’s St. Louis Rams over racially insensitive statements he never actually made, is the fact that current ACTUAL owners of an NFL team have said much worse than the false and Goodell and his fellow Saints say nothing.

….And she continues to earn money in royalties for her genius use of the “N-Word.” My guess is that those who took issue with Limbaugh’s imaginary racial slur are OK with J-Lo’s actual racial slur because she looks a lot better in tight pants.

...Goodell said of Limbaugh’s potential ownership, “Divisive comments are not what the NFL is all about.” Is he splitting hairs between “comments” and “lyrics?” Because these lyrics from a 2003 Black Eyed Peas [Fergie is a Miami Dolphins minority owner] song sounds pretty divisive to me:

“Overseas, yeah, we try to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin’
In the USA, the big CIA …A war is goin’ on but the reason’s undercover…The truth is kept secret, it’s swept under the rug”

Nothing like accusing the CIA of terrorism and our government of lying to bring people together. Goodell also said, “We’re all held to a high standard here.”

How about drinking so much that Fergie wet her pants, mid-song, on stage, in front of a live audience?

I am very disappointed with Roger Goodell's selective moral indignation. Especially since it involves statement that were never uttered by Rush. They were fabricated.

THE 2010 ELECTION: THINGS TO CONSIDER

Way to flush an historic career for some vulgar little trollop. Time to go, Johnny…

Lincoln Park is a giant den of skank

 
The much-loved downriver enclave has a new economic engine. The Hustler Club. This topless bar probably will be Lincoln Park’s largest employer. Like many of their employees’ breastal area, the Hustler Club is too big to fail. Lincoln Park should diversify their vice-based economy. Instead of relying on one large strip club, LP needs to attract mom-and-pop liquor stores, motorcycle gang clubhouses, some adult bookstores, and maybe even a brothel or donkey show. No strip club, even a strong brand like the Hustler Club, is guaranteed to weather every economic storm.

Mayor Frank Vaslo attended the hearing and said he hopes this puts to rest an issue that has divided the city for more than a year. Vaslo said that tax revenue generated by the club will be used to hire more parking meter maids.

Crazy Wellford Mayor Sallie Peake Defends No Chase Policy

SC mayor defends no-chase policy for police

(AP) – Sep 21, 2009

COLUMBIA, S.C. — The mayor of a small South Carolina town says she banned her police officers from chasing suspects on foot after an officer was hurt running after a man.

Wellford Mayor Sallie Peake said Monday she issued the order in August after the city had to pay for an officer who missed work after chasing a "guy who had a piece of crack on him." She said a drug possession charge was not worth the cost to taxpayers. But her written order said she did "not want anyone chasing any suspects whatsoever."

The decision came after two town-issued cars were totaled within a month, although her order applies only to foot chases.

 

Hey Sgt LR, How would you like this to be your new “Chase Policy”..Guess it means it’s OK to shoot instead???

 

If Ronald Reagan were alive today….

Ronald Reagan would say…

“To compare Congress to drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors…”

and Ronald Reagan would also say….

“Let it show on the record that when the American people cried out for economic help, President Obama took refuge behind a dictionary and advice from his Czars.. Well, if it's a definition he wants, I'll give him one. A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Barrack Hussein Obama and Congress loses theirs….”

Changes Have Obama Rethinking War Afghanistan Strategy

McChrystal: More Forces or 'Mission Failure'
Top U.S. Commander For Afghan War Calls Next 12 Months Decisive

By Bob Woodward
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, September 21, 2009

The top U.S. and NATO commander in Afghanistan, Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, warns in an urgent, confidential assessment of the war that he needs more forces within the next year and bluntly states that without them, the eight-year conflict "will likely result in failure," according to a copy of the 66-page document obtained by The Washington Post. His assessment was sent to Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates on Aug. 30 and is now being reviewed by President Hoop-en-change and his national Czar Security team which includes Barney Fife, Ichabod Crane, Scarecrow in the wizard of oz, Scooby Doo and Shaggy among a few to mention.

Hey Mr. President, sent your Acorn Army over there to fix the mess…better yet you take them over as Commander In Chief..

and while you are at it…change the “Rules of Engagement” to keep our soldiers from getting killed. Protect our troops and not some goat that is wandering around the villages.

ALLAH ANSWERS SHOE BOMBER’S PRAYERS

Outrage As Feds Curb Shoe Bomber Prison Rules

By Jessica Fargen / Boston Herald Exclusive
Sunday, September 20, 2009 “Airplane shoe bomber Richard C. Reid no longer faces severe limits on his prison activities or communications after the Obama administration quietly ended years of hard-nosed curbs against the British-born al-Qaeda terrorist.This summer the Justice Department halted six years of measures that kept Reid from associating or praying with fellow jailed Muslim terrorists, and limited his access to the news media and pen pals.”

Convicted terrorist Richard Reid’s prayers have been answered! Allah sent him a US President who is either a Muslim, lover of Islam or both. Reid was convicted of trying to explode an airplane bound from Paris to Miami by lighting high explosives hidden in his shoe. He was overpowered by flight staff and passengers and taken into custody. Now he calls the Supermax prison in Colorado home. However, due to the fact he is a TERRORIST, he has not been allowed to communicate with fellow terrorist prisoners being held there, pray with other Muslims and has had very limited exposure to news. Of course, his limited exposure to other terrorists and news has not kept him from filing lawsuits to get more freedoms.

This past summer, the Justice Department announced Reid would be granted his requests and be allowed to join his fellow terrorists in plotting more attacks on America! He also has communication with the outside world! Isn’t that nice? Isn’t President Obama a swell guy? Reid is the reason billions of people have to take off their shoes before boarding an airplane. That alone should have gotten him the death penalty! That he tried to kill hundreds in a terrorist attack should have guaranteed the death penalty! President Hoop-en-change seems to have a soft spot in his heart for terrorists. He has released a bunch of them since taking office and plans to close Guantanamo. But further than that, he is going to allow the U.S. Attorney General Eric Ali Akbar Holder to prosecute the CIA interrogators who have kept us save from these 7th century savages! Holder will soon announce that he has picked Special Prosecutor Fookyou Ayu- Muthers to be the Czar-in-Charge of the cases.

You can’t make this stuff up! Who would have ever imagined our President would close Gitmo and prosecute the CIA only eight years after 9/11? How about making the Shoe Bomber more comfy? It is beyond belief.

B.O. THROWS N.Y. GOVERNOR UNDER THE BUS….

msnbc.com news services

updated 6:36 a.m. ET, Sun., Sept . 20, 2009

ALBANY, N.Y. - National Democratic Party leaders have asked Gov. David Paterson  to consider withdrawing from the 2010 governor's race, according to two senior New York Democratic advisers.

The New York Times quoted a senior Obama administration official as saying that the proposal that Paterson be asked to step aside came from a White House political adviser but was approved by “Grand Pooh-Pah” President Hoop-en-change Obama (Gov Peterson - “Oh pleeeze Mr. President, don’t make me go out and look for a honest job”)

“Is there concern about the situation in New York? Absolutely,” The Times quoted a second Obama administration official as saying.

“Has that concern been conveyed to the governor? Yes,” the official told The Times.

The newspaper said that Obama's request was conveyed to Paterson by White House Pet Dog Czar “Bo”, a Democrat from some lake in Portugal.

(Blog comment; Just imagine if a white president asked a black governor to step aside. Why, that would be raaaaacist! Although considering the accidental governor's abysmal approval ratings, this is pretty much a no-brainer. It will be interesting to see if Obama asks his buddy Deval Patrick, the governor of Taxachusetts with about the same miserable rating as David Paterson, to step aside.)

President Hoop-en-Change   said that that racism is not part of his “no-bad things inner-matrix”, and to prove his “color-blind holiness” he in fact is considering one of two other close friends to take Paterson’s place in the upcoming election.

“Honest” Swami Kwamee Q Citizen 

and Billy “Peace be with you” Ayers

KANYE WEST interrupts B.O.- Calls West a “Jackass”

Loose Lips “Kayne” with his “Koochie” and bottle of “Kognac”……

President Hoop-en-change admonished West for his out-burst at the joint session of Congress and MTV narcissistically saying; “I thought that was really inappropriate. You know it was like I'm trying to peddle my snake oil. Why are you butting in?  He’s a jackass!”

West, who has had similar outbursts at previous snake oil shows, narcissistically said, "I need to, after this, take some time off and just analyse how I'm going to make it through the rest of this life, how I'm going to improve”.

PICTURE OF THE WEEK

Obama appoints new Elderly Care Czar….

Super-Czar Obama and Minor-Czar Kevorkian

White House Press Secretary Robert “Pinocchio” Gibbs announced today that President “Hoop-en-change” Obama appointed Dr. Jack Kevorkian as the new Czar in charge of Elderly Care. The new Czar will advise the President on ways to make the lives of senior citizens more productive, enjoyable and satisfying.

Gibbs said…”Who better to counsel than one who has been a lifetime advocate for the old, sick and just all-around useless unproductive beings…..”

AARP spokesperson Methuselah Jones said “ AARP is having a long lost orgasm…it’s about time President…(what’s his name?..) thinks about us old farts and annoints someone who will help make our senior years more productive and enjoyable!!”....(“by the way…what year is it??? I keep forgetting…)

The White House takes action to conserve energy!

President Barrack “Hoop-en-change” Obama announced today that his administration will be doing their part in conserving energy; “to save energy, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off and will remain off until further notice!”

Senators Reid and Pelosi who both applauded the move, commented that “the shut-off would not have been necessary if the Bush administration didn't keep it lit all day and all night….”

Pay attention- Congress!

“Don’t mess with Vietnam Veterans”

Goofey Khadafy Asks UN to Abolish Switzerland

You have to admit that for a psychotic greaseball the dude is pretty amusing.
What I need to know is who'll get dibs on the chocolate?

Libya's Col. Mortimer “Chocolate lips” Khadafy has a beef with Switzerland and plans to ask the United Nations to abolish the tiny Alpine home of milk chocolate, cuckoo clocks and yodeling.
According to Swiss minister Christa Markwalder, Khadafy will demand that Switzerland be wiped off the map when he comes to New York Sept. 23. He apparently wants the country to be split up and the land parceled out among neighboring France, Germany and Italy.
The Libya-Swiss Karbunckle began a year ago, when Khadafy's youngest son, Hannibal “The Animal” Khadafy, and his pregnant wife, Canniballa “Camel-face” Khadafy,

were arrested in a Geneva luxury hotel for beating two servants with a belt, a coat-hanger, a wet noodle and five live chickens.
Hannibal “The Animal” Khadafy had previously been busted in both France and Italy for beating a woman and fighting a cop, and once for driving drunk down Paris' Champs Elysee at 90 mph - the wrong way with his eyes closed.
Libya retaliated with fury, recalling some diplomats, suspending visas for Swiss citizens, withdrawing funds from Swiss banks, shuttering the Tripoli office of Nestle Chocolate and threatening to cut off oil deliveries to Switzerland.
Two Swiss businessmen were barred from leaving the country until Libya received an apology for Hannibal's arrest.

There has been no comment by the White House but unidentified sources say that President “Hope-en-change” is blaming President Ronald Reagan for bombing Libya in 1986 and is just another reason that Congress must pass the Health Reform Bill now !!!!

Dingy Harry on Kennedy Death: “I Think It's Going to Help Us”

As Rahm Emanuel might say, never let a death go to waste.

Q: How will U.S. Sen. (Edward) Kennedy's death affect things?

A: I think it's going to help us. He hasn't been around for some time. We're going to have a new chairman of that committee, it'll be, I don't know for sure, but I think Sen. (Chris) Dodd, (D-Conn.). He has a right to take it. Either him or (U.S. Sen. Tom) Harkin, (D-Iowa), whichever one wants it can have it. I think he (Kennedy) will be a help. He's an inspiration for us. That was the issue of his life and he didn't get it done.

Debunking the Great Debunker: ObamaCare Covers Illegals

by Big X

On Wednesday last week, President Barack Obama participated in a scripted online town hall with a friendly audience of religious voters and pastors in an effort to dispel misinformation regarding HR 3200, the Health-Care Reform Bill.

In a brazen and inept attempt to “relate” (as in “pander”) to his church-going audience, the President accused opponents of “bearing false witness” against his plans.  I suppose by that he meant his critics are lying.  True, bearing false witness is a specific type of lie, but it’s very difficult to do against an abstract object.  Usually, false witness is borne against a person.  Like Sarah Palin, for instance…

But, I digress.

During the meeting, Obama debunked “disinformation” alleging that illegal aliens would be eligible for the proposed plan.  “That’s not true,” he objected, “There’s a specific provision in the bill that does not provide health insurance for those individuals.”

Let’s take a look at the text, shall we?  The provision he cited is located on page 143 and reads as follows:

SEC. 246. NO FEDERAL PAYMENT FOR UNDOCUMENTED ALIENS

Wow.  Can’t get much clearer than that!  It looks like the Big “Hoop-en-change” is right: Undocumented aliens are excluded from collecting benefits under the plan

But… hey, wait a cotton-pickin’ minute!

On page 50, SEC. 152 explicitly prohibits discrimination under the act with “regard to personal characteristics extraneous to the provision of high quality health care or related services.”

In other words, undocumented aliens are not only eligible for ObamaCare, but their coverage is mandated.

So what’s up, Big “Hoop-en-change”?  Quit jacking us around!  Are they covered or not?

A further reading of Section 246 reveals that the plan only disallows “Federal payments for affordability credits on behalf of individuals who are not lawfully present in the United States.”

“Affordability credits” are federal subsidies that offset the cost of monthly health plan premiums for low income earners.

So, in short, undocumented aliens are eligible for the plan under Section 152, but ineligible for premium subsidies.

Now, let’s do the math:

1. Though illegal aliens will be prohibited from receiving Federal premium subsidies, they are not prohibited from participating in the plan.
2. Every benefit dollar received by the participant in excess of premium paid represents a deficit against the plan; and…
3. The plan is funded by tax dollars and benefits are paid by the Fed.

Gee… either the President doesn’t understand the eligibility guidelines of the Public Option, or he is deliberately lying.

This is a very misleading aspect of the bill, one likely to be quoted by Democrats and frothing moonbats over the next few months to bolster their charges of us “uninformed evil mongerers” spreading “disinformation.”

So next time some know-it-all Kool-Aid-drinker arrogantly bleats that illegal aliens aren’t covered under ObamaCare, tell them they are incorrect (or “full of shit,” if you prefer).  SEC. 246 only forbids the payment of Federal premium subsidies to illegal's.  It does not deny their eligibility to participate and/or collect reimbursement for medical charges under the plan.

As a matter of fact, under SEC. 152, the plan is explicitly prohibited against denying coverage to illegal aliens.

Big X, out!

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Teachable Moments

President Barack Obama, Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. and Sergeant James Crowley walk from the Oval Office to the Rose Garden of the White House, July 30, 2009. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

“Thanks Sergeant Crowley for helping Professor Gates navigate the steps with his cane….Obama is too busy thing about his trip to the Blue Heron Farm next week….”

Schumer: $2 Billion More Not Enough For 'Clunkers'

New York Senator Wants $4 Billion For Wildly Popular Program, Says Senate Really Dropped The Ball Initially

NEW YORK (CBS) ―The rebates aimed at getting gas guzzlers off the road have proven so successful, the $1 billion set aside to pay for them is drying up.
But Congress is set to earmark more money for the program.

"Not more than a few weeks ago there were skeptics who weren't sure that the 'Cash for Clunkers' program would work. But I'm happy to report that it has succeeded beyond our wildest expectation," President Barack Obama said.

"There were people in the Senate who didn't like the program and they said 'We won't let it go through. We will filibuster. Try $1 billion and see if it works,'" Schumer said.
He said those senators now have egg on their face.
"This week's evidence shows that people who said the program wouldn't work, who said that the program was the wrong thing to do, are very wrong themselves," Schumer said.
And even the $2 billion extra voted by the House isn't enough said Schumer, who wants at least $4 billion.
"'Cash for Clunkers' is helping jump start our weak economy," Schumer said.
And get gas guzzlers off the road.

Blog comments;  Seems to me that this will do nothing for the environment. The amount of energy to make these new cars probably far out weighs the pollution from a car that gets 4 mpg better mileage? Sure sales will go up for the auto companies but then what happens after all the clunkers are gone? Hey…and wait a minute…what about all the poor auto mechanics who keep these clunkers rolling? Will they be out of business? What about the sales tax the new owners have to pay and the increased cost of tabs they will eat? Seems that if they could not afford a newer car then they may have problems paying for plates and insurance (they will now need collision coverage if they want to keep a new car running). And all this is being paid for by tax payers….

THE NEWS SPREAD FAST

“HOWDEE NEIGHBOR…IM GONNA GIT $4,500 FOR OLE LUCIE AND GIT MYSELF A INDOOR TOILET AND A CASE Of BUD-LITE….. “

 YET ANOTHER “Cash For Clunkers” SATISFIED CUSTOMER

"I HAD A YARD FULL OF OLD JUNK CARS, NOW A EMPTY YARD AND A POCKET FULL O CASH!"

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Cash For Clunkers In The Crapper

Well that didn't take long. A program to buy back old energy inefficient vehicles has apparently run out of money 4 days into a program that was supposed to last until October. You got to love government efficiency.

“Transportation Department officials called lawmakers' offices earlier Thursday to alert them of plans to suspend the program as early as Friday. But a White House official said later the program had not been suspended and officials there were assessing their options.”

These folks want to control your healthcare. This administration is posting one failure after another. The stimulus package that didn't stimulate, a cap and trade policy that right now is capped in congress, and an attempt at card check that got checked at the door.
This morning Libertarian Party former presidential candidate, Wayne Root, was participating on a panel discussion on Fox and Friends talking about the near beer BS session last night and he brought up the case of the Mustang Ranch in Nevada.
The Mustang Ranch was a highly successful brothel in Nevada, that is until the owner got caught for not paying taxes, and since he wasn't an elected official, got sent to jail. The government took over control of the enterprise and within a year the ranch was out of business. How bad do you have to be to go bankrupt running a whorehouse??
Anyway there are reports all over the place of dealers not being able to get reimbursed from the government for car deals they have already made, that had been approved and now with word that the entire program may be out of money I hope y'all are enjoying all this hope and the change in your pocket.

From; JammieWearingFool 7/31/09

Oboma really meant to say……..

Obama: white cop acted stupidly like an inexperienced rookie, but being one I may be biased……

Socialized Healthcare: No Drugs For The Useless!

Voice of progress: kill the health care hogs!

"Kill the health care hogs!" is the progressive message we hear increasingly from the more socially advanced comrades in Europe. How many times have you stood in line at the pharmacy behind an ancient decrepit walking dead? Inevitably, they order dozens of medications and then pay almost nothing as our Government picks up the tab! How is one to deal with these selfish broken-down useless monsters as they suck the economic lifeblood from our Cities?

As usual, the Europeans have been leading the way. We all know how successful their previous bold moves in socialized health care have been.

In a true socialist society, a death of one elderly parasite is a equal gain for the entire community. You know…like leveling the playing field…

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"Me and my hottie like a good medicinal tonic now and then, but these oldies are out of control!"

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"Medicine is like a fine wine, to be had by few and only on special occasions."

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"I sleep with one eye open, else I get mercy killed by me son-in-law."

Not long ago the British Government took on a Health Care Hog who wanted to live on a feeding tube ON THE GOVERMENT’S DIME! This horrendous man, the so-called English Patient, sued to ensure that he will not be forced to endure death by dehydration when his paralysis kicks in. The socialist system must and will crush him like a bug for the sake of the common good! Indeed, if everyone in England gets a feeding tube, there won't be enough money for social equality programs and global warming studies!

Every day THE British see the useless amongst them demanding increasingly more than their share! The so-called "Alzheimer's patients" selfishly take expensive medications to delay the inevitable! Someone should tell these people that they have an INCURABLE illness. And in five minutes when they forget what they were told, we should tell them AGAIN! The Britons are screaming, "No drugs for the useless!" It is a  necessity that such ethics should also win over the backward individualism that still lingers the United States.

The most progress has been achieved, of course, by the French. We all applauded when the French said NON to the human leeches with too many decades against them, as forthright citizens deserted the elderly for August vacation leaving the prunes to wither and die! I am so proud of our European colleagues! Not since the French distributed AIDS tainted blood to avoid the excess cost of a screening test produced by American capitalists have we seen such forward thinking!

The main question of the day is, can Americans afford NOT to adopt socialized healthcare? Everyone knows that the individual will never take the necessary steps; it is up to the State to do it for us. In a vital decision like this, do we really need to depend on the vote of emotionally underdeveloped 60+ year old geezers? Those incapable or unwilling to acknowledge the moral superiority and the ethical progress of the more socially advanced Europeans, do not deserve a right to vote. Voting rights shall be taken away from them old farts, as well as their medicine.