Voice of progress: kill the health care hogs!
"Kill the health care hogs!" is the progressive message we hear increasingly from the more socially advanced comrades in Europe. How many times have you stood in line at the pharmacy behind an ancient decrepit walking dead? Inevitably, they order dozens of medications and then pay almost nothing as our Government picks up the tab! How is one to deal with these selfish broken-down useless monsters as they suck the economic lifeblood from our Cities?
As usual, the Europeans have been leading the way. We all know how successful their previous bold moves in socialized health care have been.
In a true socialist society, a death of one elderly parasite is a equal gain for the entire community. You know…like leveling the playing field…
"Me and my hottie like a good medicinal tonic now and then, but these oldies are out of control!"
"Medicine is like a fine wine, to be had by few and only on special occasions."
"I sleep with one eye open, else I get mercy killed by me son-in-law."
Not long ago the British Government took on a Health Care Hog who wanted to live on a feeding tube ON THE GOVERMENT’S DIME! This horrendous man, the so-called English Patient, sued to ensure that he will not be forced to endure death by dehydration when his paralysis kicks in. The socialist system must and will crush him like a bug for the sake of the common good! Indeed, if everyone in England gets a feeding tube, there won't be enough money for social equality programs and global warming studies!
Every day THE British see the useless amongst them demanding increasingly more than their share! The so-called "Alzheimer's patients" selfishly take expensive medications to delay the inevitable! Someone should tell these people that they have an INCURABLE illness. And in five minutes when they forget what they were told, we should tell them AGAIN! The Britons are screaming, "No drugs for the useless!" It is a necessity that such ethics should also win over the backward individualism that still lingers the United States.
The most progress has been achieved, of course, by the French. We all applauded when the French said NON to the human leeches with too many decades against them, as forthright citizens deserted the elderly for August vacation leaving the prunes to wither and die! I am so proud of our European colleagues! Not since the French distributed AIDS tainted blood to avoid the excess cost of a screening test produced by American capitalists have we seen such forward thinking!
The main question of the day is, can Americans afford NOT to adopt socialized healthcare? Everyone knows that the individual will never take the necessary steps; it is up to the State to do it for us. In a vital decision like this, do we really need to depend on the vote of emotionally underdeveloped 60+ year old geezers? Those incapable or unwilling to acknowledge the moral superiority and the ethical progress of the more socially advanced Europeans, do not deserve a right to vote. Voting rights shall be taken away from them old farts, as well as their medicine.
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