Goofey Khadafy Asks UN to Abolish Switzerland

You have to admit that for a psychotic greaseball the dude is pretty amusing.
What I need to know is who'll get dibs on the chocolate?

Libya's Col. Mortimer “Chocolate lips” Khadafy has a beef with Switzerland and plans to ask the United Nations to abolish the tiny Alpine home of milk chocolate, cuckoo clocks and yodeling.
According to Swiss minister Christa Markwalder, Khadafy will demand that Switzerland be wiped off the map when he comes to New York Sept. 23. He apparently wants the country to be split up and the land parceled out among neighboring France, Germany and Italy.
The Libya-Swiss Karbunckle began a year ago, when Khadafy's youngest son, Hannibal “The Animal” Khadafy, and his pregnant wife, Canniballa “Camel-face” Khadafy,

were arrested in a Geneva luxury hotel for beating two servants with a belt, a coat-hanger, a wet noodle and five live chickens.
Hannibal “The Animal” Khadafy had previously been busted in both France and Italy for beating a woman and fighting a cop, and once for driving drunk down Paris' Champs Elysee at 90 mph - the wrong way with his eyes closed.
Libya retaliated with fury, recalling some diplomats, suspending visas for Swiss citizens, withdrawing funds from Swiss banks, shuttering the Tripoli office of Nestle Chocolate and threatening to cut off oil deliveries to Switzerland.
Two Swiss businessmen were barred from leaving the country until Libya received an apology for Hannibal's arrest.

There has been no comment by the White House but unidentified sources say that President “Hope-en-change” is blaming President Ronald Reagan for bombing Libya in 1986 and is just another reason that Congress must pass the Health Reform Bill now !!!!