Super-Czar Obama and Minor-Czar Kevorkian
White House Press Secretary Robert “Pinocchio” Gibbs announced today that President “Hoop-en-change” Obama appointed Dr. Jack Kevorkian as the new Czar in charge of Elderly Care. The new Czar will advise the President on ways to make the lives of senior citizens more productive, enjoyable and satisfying.
Gibbs said…”Who better to counsel than one who has been a lifetime advocate for the old, sick and just all-around useless unproductive beings…..”
AARP spokesperson Methuselah Jones said “ AARP is having a long lost orgasm…it’s about time President…(what’s his name?..) thinks about us old farts and annoints someone who will help make our senior years more productive and enjoyable!!”....(“by the way…what year is it??? I keep forgetting…)
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