Saturday, January 31, 2009
Habitat for Hamas
Carter Fights Apartheid and Killer Rabbits
After finishing Habitat for Hamsters in San Francisco, President Jimmy Carter went on to start a new Habitat for Hamas project in Gaza, building new homes for families whose homes were destroyed by Israeli bulldozers in retaliation for suicide bombings. Jimmy Carter says he feels “quite at ease” working with Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal. I've been meeting with Hamas leaders for years, I find them to be peace-loving people, and they are just misunderstood by bigoted Americans. If Israel would dismantle their system of Apartheid, and meet all the demands of Hamas, everyone could live in peace and harmony
Habitat for Hamas will help with Hamas families housing problem, despite the group’s stated commitment to the violent destruction of the state of Israel, because you can’t always get prerequisites adopted by other people before you even grovel and beg. Habitat for Hamas has shown that building homes does more than put a roof over someone’s head. It also provides them a environment for training, planning, and executing missions. As a world peacemaker Jimmy Carter knows good, honest, well intentioned people when he sees them.
Whether it be Rhodesia, Nicaragua, Cuba, Venezuela, Iran, or North Korea, Jimmy is able to highlight the errors of American foreign policy and show the world that thugs, dictators, despots, and fascists are people too.
Please support us in our efforts to legitimize Hamas, they are much more than just a terrorist organization.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Obama for change?
What the end of the Bush administration and the beginning of the Obama administration means to you…
Under the evil Bush-Hitler administraion, people ran their faucets continuously, causing the oceans to rise. The sick were spit upon and called names like "sickie". Good jobs were sent to India in exchange for propeller beanies bearing Karl Rove's name. Republicans kicked the planet, making it yell "ouch!" Comrade Obama will lower the oceans by making large amounts of ice for the martinis of the poor. He will heal the sick by electing all the uninsured to Congress to get them on the health plan. He will bring back good jobs by putting all the unemployed on the Chicago municipal payroll. He will heal the planet by cooing softly to it and caressing it's mantle. Under the evil Bush-Hitler, poop smelled bad and was inedible for most people. Comrade Obama will turn poop into food which tastes good. The gays have been eating it for years. Under the evil Bush-Hitler, huge beefy men drove large trucks which spewed black clouds of noxious gas. These trucks ran red lights and went 75 mph in order to crush children and small animals; it was the law! Comrade Obama will allow only slightly-built women and gay men to drive; they will drive VW beetles which sip organic biofuel and will yield the right of way to all living creatures, including the extinct ones. It is the law! Under the evil Bush-Hitler, dirty men drilled for oil everywhere, including cemeteries and the bodies of homeowners sleeping in lawn chairs. Anything which did not move for a few minutes was in danger of being drilled in by the grasping oil companies seeking profits. Someone almost drilled a hole in Senator Byrd! Comrade Obama will not allow drilling anywhere, including Nancy Pelosi's brain. All past, present and future oil company executives will be hauled to Nuremburg to stand trial for war crimes. All oil company profits will be dropped out of helicopters flying on wind power to the hungry masses below. Only our friends the Venezuelans and the Arabs will be allowed to drill for oil, and we will sue them if they don't charge us enough money for it. Under the evil Bush-Hitler, the maniac Sarah Palin led a roving band of crazed psychopaths who went from door to door shooting moose and impregnating teenaged girls and then prevented them from getting abortions. Comrade Obama will protect the moose by moving them all into the White House. Abortions will be mandantory, even for men. Sarah Palin will be forced to stay in Alaska and watch the Bering Strait to make sure no Russians cross. The crazed psychopaths will be relocated to the US Senate where they will be among friends. Life will be better under Comrade Obama! Let utopia begin!
courtesey of "Opiate of the People" (Peoplescube)
Under the evil Bush-Hitler administraion, people ran their faucets continuously, causing the oceans to rise. The sick were spit upon and called names like "sickie". Good jobs were sent to India in exchange for propeller beanies bearing Karl Rove's name. Republicans kicked the planet, making it yell "ouch!" Comrade Obama will lower the oceans by making large amounts of ice for the martinis of the poor. He will heal the sick by electing all the uninsured to Congress to get them on the health plan. He will bring back good jobs by putting all the unemployed on the Chicago municipal payroll. He will heal the planet by cooing softly to it and caressing it's mantle. Under the evil Bush-Hitler, poop smelled bad and was inedible for most people. Comrade Obama will turn poop into food which tastes good. The gays have been eating it for years. Under the evil Bush-Hitler, huge beefy men drove large trucks which spewed black clouds of noxious gas. These trucks ran red lights and went 75 mph in order to crush children and small animals; it was the law! Comrade Obama will allow only slightly-built women and gay men to drive; they will drive VW beetles which sip organic biofuel and will yield the right of way to all living creatures, including the extinct ones. It is the law! Under the evil Bush-Hitler, dirty men drilled for oil everywhere, including cemeteries and the bodies of homeowners sleeping in lawn chairs. Anything which did not move for a few minutes was in danger of being drilled in by the grasping oil companies seeking profits. Someone almost drilled a hole in Senator Byrd! Comrade Obama will not allow drilling anywhere, including Nancy Pelosi's brain. All past, present and future oil company executives will be hauled to Nuremburg to stand trial for war crimes. All oil company profits will be dropped out of helicopters flying on wind power to the hungry masses below. Only our friends the Venezuelans and the Arabs will be allowed to drill for oil, and we will sue them if they don't charge us enough money for it. Under the evil Bush-Hitler, the maniac Sarah Palin led a roving band of crazed psychopaths who went from door to door shooting moose and impregnating teenaged girls and then prevented them from getting abortions. Comrade Obama will protect the moose by moving them all into the White House. Abortions will be mandantory, even for men. Sarah Palin will be forced to stay in Alaska and watch the Bering Strait to make sure no Russians cross. The crazed psychopaths will be relocated to the US Senate where they will be among friends. Life will be better under Comrade Obama! Let utopia begin!
courtesey of "Opiate of the People" (Peoplescube)
Sunday, January 18, 2009
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