Cow Farts…Hazard to clean air….

“ Watta you mean?…What about Michael Moore afta he eats a ton of chili-dogs??? Huh? Huh?…

President BO’s latest book

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President Obamba finds time, while solving the world’s problems, to write a new book.

“My god…he must not sleep … he is truly anointed…”

The new United States of Hollywood

This guy wrote the Cap and Trade Bill… Another good reason why California should break off and sink into the Pacific Ocean…

Henry “Batboy” Waxman represents California's 30th Congressional District, which includes the complete cities of Agoura Hills, Bat Cave City, Beverly Hills, Calabasas, Hidden Hills, Malibu, Santa Monica, West Hollywood and Westlake Village. He also represents communities including Pacific Palisades, West Hills, Canoga Park, Bel-Air, Century City, Westwood, Brentwood, Topanga, Chatsworth, Woodland Hills, Beverlywood and West Los Angeles.

The scenic 30th district spans from the coastal communities of Santa Monica and Malibu east toward West Los Angeles, Beverly Hills and West Hollywood. It covers large portions of the Santa Monica Mountains, which are surrounded by Calabasas, Agoura Hills, Westlake Village, Hidden Hills and Topanga. The district also reaches north, encompassing most of Chatsworth and Woodland Hills.

California's 30th Congressional District is home to much of old Hollywood, including its gorgeous architecture and many of Los Angeles' best known movie and television studios, including Fox, Universal Music, MGM, Sony Music, MTV, HBO, TNT, Castle Rock and CBS. The 30th district also boasts Mann's Chinese Theater, the Kodak Theater, and Hollywood Boulevard's Walk of Fame.

“How cum they all got the same nose ????…Something in the California atmosphere ????

Obama's Endless Czar List Now Includes a Domestic Violence Aide

There's a drug czar, a U.S. border czar, an urban czar, a regulatory czar, a stimulus accountability czar, an Iran czar, a Middle East czar, and a czar for both Afghanistan and Pakistan, which in Washington-speak has been lumped together into a policy area called Af-Pak.

Now President B.O. has named Perez Hilton as the new Domestic Violence Czar

There are upward of 20 such top officials, all with lengthy official titles but known in the media as czars, and next week there will be one more, when Obama appoints a czar for cyber-security who will be charged with improving the security of computer networks. Being considered for the Cyber Czarinaship is Hiddie Al-Momma-Houd

And that list of 20 came out before the following appointment was made earlier this month:

President Barack Obama recently introduced Kenneth Feinberg as America's "compensation czar." He'll oversee executive pay at firms that have taken federal bailout money. Feinberg "will have broad discretion to set the salaries and bonuses for their five most senior executives and their 20 most highly paid employees," The New York Times reported.

Perhaps President Obama and Vice President Biden will start announcing these appointments only after the latest Czar or Czarina has produced something of consequence.

THANKS A LOT CONGRESS!

B.O. = BIG OPERATION

What this means is that we’ve a growing problem with too many people collecting government entitlements and not enough people working to actually fund those entitlements.  Which is a problem stemming from big government.  Rather than finding policies that empower people to be independent our politicians are endlessly promoting policies that make people more dependent on government.  We expand government programs.  Raise their budgets.  And to pay for it all, we tax the businesses and individuals who are working more until many of them are forced to become dependent on government as well.

Then the whole process starts over again.

Senator Harry Reid Will Not Commit To Allowing Time For Health Care Bill To Be Read

On Cap And Trade, What About The 95% Of Americans Who Weren’t Supposed To Get A Tax Hike?

While campaigning, Obama promised tax cuts for “95% of Americans.”  Shortly after being elected President, Obama noisily promised that nobody in America making under $250,000/year would pay a dime more in federal taxes??????

“It’s not a tax, you’ll just pay more money to the government, that's all”

B.O. MAKES IT RAIN......

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker

PRAY FOR MONICA CONYERS….

Wed, June 17, 2009

Detroit City Councilwoman Monica Conyers tried to keep things routine Tuesday, even as federal authorities bore down on her.

As they dangled a plea deal in their bribery investigation, she promoted a project at the council's regular meeting to help low-income people with their utilities. Later, she hosted her weekly TV show. She even had a hair appointment.

But her day was not normal. She brushed off reporters waiting to question her at the door to city hall. On her TV show, she stole a moment to call herself "a child of God," and told viewers "if you're not praying for me, then you're just adding to the problem."

And then she added: "All these things that are going on right now ... I believe in my heart that God will deliver me from them."

Pray harder for Monica Conyers

The Grand Ayatollahs at Shrine of the Black Madonna and Greater Grace are none too happy. Monica Conyers will still be charged with federal (secular) crimes and that means you slobs have not prayed hard enough. They may call out their Basij to throw grapes at you until you pray harder. Only prayer will deliver this precious child of God from these ungodly Roman magistrates who don’t understand the divine wisdom of accepting bribes to approve a dubious shit processing plant in one of the few vibrant areas of the city. Lord, forgive these men of worldly law. They know not what they do. And deliver Monica Conyers from this secular evil brought upon her by Satan himself.

Nancy Grace is the only person to care about child murder, ever

Nevaeh's mother grilled on CNN

BY MARK W. SMITH • FREE PRESS WEB EDITOR • June 9, 2009

The mother of 5-year-old Nevaeh Buchanan defended herself Monday night during a contentious interview with CNN’s Nancy Grace.

Jennifer Buchanan, of Monroe, repeated what she told the Free Press for a Sunday story -- that she had nothing to do with her daughter’s disappearance.

Grace grilled Buchanan on exposing her daughters to men she knew to be sex offenders.

“I know that I have made -- I have made a lot of bad choices,” Buchanan said according to a show transcript. “And who hasn't? And I know that somehow …”

Grace interrupted, “Whoa, you know what? You can stop right there. You can just stop right there, Miss Buchanan, because most mothers that I know have never knowingly exposed their little girl, a 5-year-old little girl, to a sex offender. So when you say who hasn’t? I for one haven’t. I haven’t.”

If it wasn’t for Nancy Grace people would kill kids like spiders. In fact, that’s how it used to be. Now it’s different because Grace bravely berates the parents, (who are irresponsible), of missing and murdered children for being awful people. Jennifer Buchanan, whose daughter’s remains were found this week, learned how awful she is thanks to Nancy Grace. You know what? Instead of waiting until a child turns up dead to publicly humiliate some lump of humanity for being a bad parent, why don’t we do it earlier? Like when they doom their kid to a hopeless existence with a NASCAR-class trendy name like Nevaeh, i.e. heaven spelled backwards or in this case for sure, allowing sex offenders access to their children without blinking an eye….

Detroit schools employees wait for checks

Today employees for the Detroit Public Schools withstood long lines while trying to pick up paychecks at 10 locations around the city.

"Holy cat’s Batman!…. is that, you know who, in line behind the lady with the umbrella?”

After being turned away this “you know who” who…. identified himself as Adolf Mongoose was heard mumbling to himself “What do you mean there’s no direct deposit?”

Emergency Financial Manager Robert Bobb instituted the process in order to verify that each employee who is receiving a check is actually working for the district.

This comes after Inspector General John Bell investigated and turned over to the U.S. attorney and Wayne County prosecutor at least three cases where employees or former employees improperly collected checks. In one instance, a former payroll manager allegedly sent $400,000 in paychecks to a retiree. They allegedly split the proceeds.

DPS employs about 15,000 workers. They could pick up checks or direct deposit stubs -- with a DPS identification card -- today at an assigned location until 7 p.m. or at the central office through Friday, officials said.

Today some employees picking up checks at Cody High endured two-hour waits only to be told that their checks were not available. Some teachers said they watched each other’s classes so colleagues could go stand in line. A few brought chairs. Several dabbed at their brows as the line trailed alongside the parking lot outside the building.

Employees said they understood the reason for the verifications, but had hoped for a quicker and easier process.

“I think it’s a good idea because he’ll find out who works for the board and who doesn’t,” said Susan Smith, a bus driver.

“What a brilliant idea!!!!!….paying only if you are on the payroll”

Robert “Bob” Bobb continues with his “flashy” ways. He’s verifying that everyone who works for Detroit Public Schools actually exists. Employees had to pick up their paychecks in person. How unfair to the dozens of families that rely on phantom DPS employee paychecks just to make ends meet. Bobb never thinks of those people. All he cares about is educating children. So selfish. Do you know how hard it is to get a phantom job during a recession? Naturally, being public educators, employees waited in line for their check during school hours. Everyone just sit quietly this period while Mr. Smith collects his pay. Try not to a burden to society just because the education system failed to provide any employable skills.

MIRANDA RIGHTS FOR TERRORISTS

In an effort to repair the damage inflicted by George W. Bush's presidency, Barack "Hope-en-change" Obama extended a gesture of goodwill and understanding to the victimized community of man-made disaster operators by promising them Miranda rights, wishing them luck in future undertakings, and advising them to abstain from earning money in the private sector.

Apologizing for the fact that the existing Miranda warning is unfairly slanted towards US citizens, Obama unveiled an improved international Miranda version, drafted by a team of ACLU experts.

The audiences warmly welcomed the new text, which is currently being translated into a number of world languages:

You have the right to remain silent or, if you want, shout Allahu Akbar in a frightening guttural tone of voice. Anything you say will be used against the United States by left-wing radical groups and the mainstream media. You have the right to use an ACLU attorney in bringing a frivolous lawsuit against the American government. If you cannot afford an attorney, the American taxpayers whom you haven't yet killed, will pay for one. If you do not understand these rights, you will be given a chance to sue us later for your failure to do so.

President B.O. also announced the appointment of Democrat “Newby” Arlen Spector as the new “Miranda Czar”…

“Whoop-Dee-Doo”

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B.O.’s SPEECH IN CAIRO

Posted by AWD

Gosh, I’m so darn grateful to the sweet world of Islam! I’m so blessed to live in one of the largest Muslim countries in the world! I am proud our founding fathers Mahmood Monroe and Abdul Sheikh Jefferson sought Allah’s wisdom in writing what used to be our Constitution. I’m so glad our President has set the world straight…that no one country should impose it’s will on other countries. But Israel better stop building those settlements if they know what’s good for them! I’m so glad President Hussein Hopenchange praised the Muslim world today for all the wonderful things they do everyday! I guess he didn’t have time to talk about terrorism, beheading of infidels, honor killings, genital mutilations on young girls while not allowing them to study….and oh yeah…that thing about flying airplanes into buildings! (“Give Peace a Chance”)

Sorry, There Were No Muslim on the Mayflower
Obama says Muslims made significant contributions to U.S. history. But other than slave trading and 9/11, there really isn't much to speak of other than Islam builds character……