Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Crazy Wellford Mayor Sallie Peake Defends No Chase Policy

SC mayor defends no-chase policy for police

(AP) – Sep 21, 2009

COLUMBIA, S.C. — The mayor of a small South Carolina town says she banned her police officers from chasing suspects on foot after an officer was hurt running after a man.

Wellford Mayor Sallie Peake said Monday she issued the order in August after the city had to pay for an officer who missed work after chasing a "guy who had a piece of crack on him." She said a drug possession charge was not worth the cost to taxpayers. But her written order said she did "not want anyone chasing any suspects whatsoever."

The decision came after two town-issued cars were totaled within a month, although her order applies only to foot chases.

 

Hey Sgt LR, How would you like this to be your new “Chase Policy”..Guess it means it’s OK to shoot instead???

 

Monday, September 28, 2009

If Ronald Reagan were alive today….

Ronald Reagan would say…
“To compare Congress to drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors…”
and Ronald Reagan would also say….
“Let it show on the record that when the American people cried out for economic help, President Obama took refuge behind a dictionary and advice from his Czars.. Well, if it's a definition he wants, I'll give him one. A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Barrack Hussein Obama and Congress loses theirs….”

Monday, September 21, 2009

Changes Have Obama Rethinking War Afghanistan Strategy

McChrystal: More Forces or 'Mission Failure'
Top U.S. Commander For Afghan War Calls Next 12 Months Decisive

By Bob Woodward
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, September 21, 2009

The top U.S. and NATO commander in Afghanistan, Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, warns in an urgent, confidential assessment of the war that he needs more forces within the next year and bluntly states that without them, the eight-year conflict "will likely result in failure," according to a copy of the 66-page document obtained by The Washington Post. His assessment was sent to Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates on Aug. 30 and is now being reviewed by President Hoop-en-change and his national Czar Security team which includes Barney Fife, Ichabod Crane, Scarecrow in the wizard of oz, Scooby Doo and Shaggy among a few to mention.

Hey Mr. President, sent your Acorn Army over there to fix the mess…better yet you take them over as Commander In Chief..

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and while you are at it…change the “Rules of Engagement” to keep our soldiers from getting killed. Protect our troops and not some goat that is wandering around the villages.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

ALLAH ANSWERS SHOE BOMBER’S PRAYERS

Outrage As Feds Curb Shoe Bomber Prison Rules

By Jessica Fargen / Boston Herald Exclusive
Sunday, September 20, 2009
SNN0919Z_280_386685aAirplane shoe bomber Richard C. Reid no longer faces severe limits on his prison activities or communications after the Obama administration quietly ended years of hard-nosed curbs against the British-born al-Qaeda terrorist.This summer the Justice Department halted six years of measures that kept Reid from associating or praying with fellow jailed Muslim terrorists, and limited his access to the news media and pen pals.”

Convicted terrorist Richard Reid’s prayers have been answered! Allah sent him a US President who is either a Muslim, lover of Islam or both. Reid was convicted of trying to explode an airplane bound from Paris to Miami by lighting high explosives hidden in his shoe. He was overpowered by flight staff and passengers and taken into custody. Now he calls the Supermax prison in Colorado home. However, due to the fact he is a TERRORIST, he has not been allowed to communicate with fellow terrorist prisoners being held there, pray with other Muslims and has had very limited exposure to news. Of course, his limited exposure to other terrorists and news has not kept him from filing lawsuits to get more freedoms.

This past summer, the Justice Department announced Reid would be granted his requests and be allowed to join his fellow terrorists in plotting more attacks on America! He also has communication with the outside world! Isn’t that nice? Isn’t President Obama a swell guy? Reid is the reason billions of people have to take off their shoes before boarding an airplane. That alone should have gotten him the death penalty! That he tried to kill hundreds in a terrorist attack should have guaranteed the death penalty! President Hoop-en-change seems to have a soft spot in his heart for terrorists. He has released a bunch of them since taking office and plans to close Guantanamo. But further than that, he is going to allow the U.S. Attorney General Eric Ali Akbar Holder eric holder to prosecute the CIA interrogators who have kept us save from these 7th century savages! Holder will soon announce that he has picked Special Prosecutor Fookyou Ayu- Muthers bhatMOS1111_468x421 to be the Czar-in-Charge of the cases.

You can’t make this stuff up! Who would have ever imagined our President would close Gitmo and prosecute the CIA only eight years after 9/11? How about making the Shoe Bomber more comfy? It is beyond belief.

B.O. THROWS N.Y. GOVERNOR UNDER THE BUS….

msnbc.com news services

updated 6:36 a.m. ET, Sun., Sept . 20, 2009

ALBANY, N.Y. - National Democratic Party leaders have asked Gov. David Paterson  to consider withdrawing from the 2010 governor's race, according to two senior New York Democratic advisers.

The New York Times quoted a senior Obama administration official as saying that the proposal that Paterson be asked to step aside came from a White House political adviser but was approved by “Grand Pooh-Pah” President Hoop-en-change Obama BO_Patterson (Gov Peterson - “Oh pleeeze Mr. President, don’t make me go out and look for a honest job”)

“Is there concern about the situation in New York? Absolutely,” The Times quoted a second Obama administration official as saying.

“Has that concern been conveyed to the governor? Yes,” the official told The Times.

The newspaper said that Obama's request was conveyed to Paterson by White House Pet Dog Czar “Bo”,obama_dog_merchandising-300x300 a Democrat from some lake in Portugal.

(Blog comment; Just imagine if a white president asked a black governor to step aside. Why, that would be raaaaacist! Although considering the accidental governor's abysmal approval ratings, this is pretty much a no-brainer. It will be interesting to see if Obama asks his buddy Deval Patrick, the governor of Taxachusetts with about the same miserable rating as David Paterson, to step aside.)

President Hoop-en-Change   said that that racism is not part of his “no-bad things inner-matrix”, and to prove his “color-blind holiness” he in fact is considering one of two other close friends to take Paterson’s place in the upcoming election.

“Honest” Swami Kwamee Q Citizen  25n-Kwame

and Billy “Peace be with you” Ayers PH2008021900931

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

KANYE WEST interrupts B.O.- Calls West a “Jackass”

kanye-drunk Loose Lips “Kayne” with his “Koochie” and bottle of “Kognac”……

President Hoop-en-change admonished West for his out-burst at the joint session of Congress and MTV narcissistically saying; “I thought that was really inappropriate. You know it was like I'm trying to peddle my snake oil. Why are you butting in?  He’s a jackass!”

West, who has had similar outbursts at previous snake oil shows, narcissistically said, "I need to, after this, take some time off and just analyse how I'm going to make it through the rest of this life, how I'm going to improve”.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Monday, September 7, 2009

Obama appoints new Elderly Care Czar….

Kevorkian Congress

Super-Czar Obama and Minor-Czar Kevorkian

White House Press Secretary Robert “Pinocchio” Gibbs announced today that President “Hoop-en-change” Obama appointed Dr. Jack Kevorkian as the new Czar in charge of Elderly Care. The new Czar will advise the President on ways to make the lives of senior citizens more productive, enjoyable and satisfying.

Gibbs said…”Who better to counsel than one who has been a lifetime advocate for the old, sick and just all-around useless unproductive beings…..”

oldman-703959 AARP spokesperson Methuselah Jones said “ AARP is having a long lost orgasm…it’s about time President…(what’s his name?..) thinks about us old farts and annoints someone who will help make our senior years more productive and enjoyable!!”....(“by the way…what year is it??? I keep forgetting…)

Sunday, September 6, 2009

The White House takes action to conserve energy!

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President Barrack “Hoop-en-change” Obama announced today that his administration will be doing their part in conserving energy; to save energy, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off and will remain off until further notice!”

harry-reid_nancy-pelosi Senators Reid and Pelosi who both applauded the move, commented that “the shut-off would not have been necessary if the Bush administration didn't keep it lit all day and all night….”

Friday, September 4, 2009

Pay attention- Congress!

VietnamVet01

“Don’t mess with Vietnam Veterans”

Goofey Khadafy Asks UN to Abolish Switzerland

You have to admit that for a psychotic greaseball the dude is pretty amusing.
What I need to know is who'll get dibs on the chocolate?

Libya's Col. Mortimer “Chocolate lips” Khadafy has a beef with Switzerland and plans to ask the United Nations to abolish the tiny Alpine home of milk chocolate, cuckoo clocks and yodeling.
According to Swiss minister Christa Markwalder, Khadafy will demand that Switzerland be wiped off the map when he comes to New York Sept. 23. He apparently wants the country to be split up and the land parceled out among neighboring France, Germany and Italy.
The Libya-Swiss Karbunckle began a year ago, when Khadafy's youngest son, Hannibal “The Animal” Khadafy, hannibal_lector and his pregnant wife, Canniballa “Camel-face” Khadafy,

rosie-oterror were arrested in a Geneva luxury hotel for beating two servants with a belt, a coat-hanger, a wet noodle and five live chickens.
Hannibal “The Animal” Khadafy had previously been busted in both France and Italy for beating a woman and fighting a cop, and once for driving drunk down Paris' Champs Elysee at 90 mph - the wrong way with his eyes closed.
Libya retaliated with fury, recalling some diplomats, suspending visas for Swiss citizens, withdrawing funds from Swiss banks, shuttering the Tripoli office of Nestle Chocolate and threatening to cut off oil deliveries to Switzerland.
Two Swiss businessmen were barred from leaving the country until Libya received an apology for Hannibal's arrest.

There has been no comment by the White House but unidentified sources say that President “Hope-en-change” is blaming President Ronald Reagan for bombing Libya in 1986 and is just another reason that Congress must pass the Health Reform Bill now !!!!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Dingy Harry on Kennedy Death: “I Think It's Going to Help Us”

As Rahm Emanuel might say, never let a death go to waste.

Q: How will U.S. Sen. (Edward) Kennedy's death affect things?


A: I think it's going to help us. He hasn't been around for some time. We're going to have a new chairman of that committee, it'll be, I don't know for sure, but I think Sen. (Chris) Dodd, (D-Conn.). He has a right to take it. Either him or (U.S. Sen. Tom) Harkin, (D-Iowa), whichever one wants it can have it. I think he (Kennedy) will be a help. He's an inspiration for us. That was the issue of his life and he didn't get it done.